Dark Arts Oil Through Black Magic Potion

• 1/2 cup almond oil
• Pinch of valerian root
• Pinch of hairs of a black dog
• Pinch of black mustard seeds
• Pinch of Spanish moss
• Pinch of mullein
• Pinch of sulphur
• 1/4 tsp. black pepper
• Rusty nail

Mix and pulverize the dry ingredients, except for the nail. Add them to the almond oil. Add the nail to the jar and place it in a warm place out of direct sunlight for two weeks. Strain and bottle.